Beware!  You have entered the world of THE STAREMASTER!  The scariest backyard wrestler in the world!  I am forced to wear sunglasses to save people from collapsing in fear.  Once I enter the ring and that bell rings, LOOK OUT!  I will remove my sunglasses and fix my stare on YOU!  Once you have gazed into my eyes you will find it hard to hold the urine inside your shaky bladder.  You will have a difficult time not soiling the back of your shorts.  For I AM THE STAREMASTER!  After you are trembling in fear I will use my dreaded STAREDOWN CLOTHESLINE which means you are too scared to move and I run up and knock you right down.  Plus and Besides I will start blinking my eyes real fast and you will feel like you are in an old time movie!  Then I will give you the STAREJUMP where I stare at you and give you a Big Splash.  Then all I have to do is give you THE EVIL STARE where I stare at you while I'm inches from your face and you will lie there scared for the 1-2-3!

I don't have any upcoming dates yet but when me and my dad finish making my ring then watchout!  You will be so afraid you might not want to come watch and I KNOW you won't want to face THE STAREMASTER!

The greatest Backyard Wrestler of all time!

UPDATES

The STAREMASTER has just mastered yet another devastating move.  It is called THE SIDEGLANCE SLEEPER.  I get my opponent in a sleeper hold, but I do it from the side so as he is going to sleep he is in absolute fear from my SIDEGLANCE!  With this hold alone THE STAREMASTER will rule the Backyard Wrestling scene!

It can only get worse!